You are nothing but....

Dialogue from a year ago today.  In the middle of Wal-Mart.  Yep KLASSY!

Me:  "You hurried up on your route thinking you could avoid me huh?  You are nothing but a LYING sack of SHIT!"
Him:  "I didn't do nothing."
Me:  "Oh bullshit. Men don't send men text messages with fucking smiley faces in them.  When you get home from work, you're shit will be packed and on the porch.  I want you OUT!"

Best words I ever uttered in my entire life.