I'm writing this with the knowledge that there still are A FEW good, decent, honest men out there. Not ones who pretend they don't have a girlfriend and claim to miss you when they want to hook up. I'm not a booty call, if you wanted me, you shoulda held on to me the first go round, just sayin'.
It's a realllllly small world boys. I may just know your girlfriend even if she doesn't live around here anymore.