Two important things.

Well, there are more important things to say here.

1. Getting kicked in the face with a soccer ball hurts. I'm still loopy from it. And we aren't talking a bunch of 4, 5 and 6 year olds kicking it. I'm talking a 10 year old boy kicking the ball with massive force. Luckily there was no blood, so far no bruises (except for my ego), and just a headache. And, it was pretty freaking hilarious.

2. "Stand By Your Man" is the worst song ever. I mean really. It makes me angry every time I hear it.