My pants won't stay on.

My pants will not stay on. And no, I'm not going around randomly dropping my drawers. My pants literally will not stay on my ass. I can't take more than a few steps without hiking up my pants.

The asshat pointed out the other day that I needed new jeans (damn nation, he DID notice) and joked "was there someone else sharing those jeans with you?" We laughed and I just kept yanking them up.

So this morning, I put on the pants I just bought a month ago. Now mind you, when I got them they were a teeeeeeny bit loose. And I couldn't wear the smaller size because it was too snug. But now, they are flat out hanging off my body.

And I must say, it's a good problem to have.