Just things

The not-so fun things:

1. Grouchy parents on vacation
2. Sand in your butt crack
3. Endless, funky looking red seaweed crap in the ocean
4. Getting air sick while parasailing and praying you aren't going to barf on your niece
5. Coming home to a house where a certain asshat let the dog pee all over the carpet
6. Having to go to Wal-Mart 5 minutes after you return home to find a carpet cleaner
7. Cleaning the carpet 3 times and your house still smelling like dog urine
8. Asshat not doing a dish for a whole week
9. Asshat breaking your computer with internet porn viruses
10. The a/c going out on your car when it's 98 degrees
11. Finding out the piece you need is over $600
12. Wanting to get back in shape but having no energy to do so
13. Realizing Barbie Jr. starts kindergarten on August 15

Now, let's see if the fun things can outweigh the not-so fun things.

1. Being at the beach to begin with
2. The smell of the ocean air
3. Parasailing even if you do get a bit of a seasick headache
4. Seeing a sea turtle while parasailing
5. Riding on a boat with someone named frog
6. Sitting in the floor at the aquarium with Barbie Jr. watching the fish swim around
7. Laughing at dumb things with my sister
8. Drinking margaritas on the beach
9. Sleeping in
10. Blaming asshat for #11 even though it isn't his fault
11. Pointing out #5-9 to asshat every chance you get
12. Midway hotdogs (yeah, that's random)
13. Watching movies with Dwayne Johnson in them
14. Knowing we get to rip this damn carpet up this weekend
15. Screwing with asshat and telling him I want to paint the floor pink instead of getting tile
16. Buying school supplies with Barbie Jr.