Donutbuzz made me mad as damn

I woke up angry at donutbuzz. I didn't know why. After a cup of coffee it hit me.... He has a GIRLFRIEND.

And not only that, but he brought his girlfriend to our statewide staff meeting. And had the nerve to sit cuddled up with her and couldn't even SPEAK to any of his office staff. I was crushed. What would jelly-filled think? And what about the "donut-gems" (aka donutbuzz and jelly-filled kidlets)? Was I really seeing, what I thought I was seeing?

So as I frantically looked for a co-worker I run into the director of our organization and she looks confused. "Is that donutbuzz?" she asks? I look at her and say, "YES! I can't believe he would have the nerve to bring his girlfriend to our staff meeting. You know, I tried to speak to him but he pretended like he didn't notice." And she says to me, "Isn't he married?" And I reply, "yes, yes he is. His wife is jelly-filled."

So the next day at work I desperately seek out a co-worker and say, "Is it true? Does he really have a girlfriend? I mean, he brought some stranged woman to a staff meeting." And she nods her head in response. I begin to cry. "I am so mad I could smack him right now. What is he thinking?" She shakes her head and says, "I know. He isn't thinking. That's the problem." Through my tears I sob, "Does jelly-filled know?" She says, "Yes, he told her this morning." I begin to cry more and say, "This isn't like him. It worries me. And what about poor jelly-filled and the donut gems? I just want to go hug them. And I mean I want to go give them big giant hugs and tell them everything will be okay. I just can't believe he is doing this to them. He's always been such a good guy. And jelly-filled, she's such a wonderful person and a teriffic mom......"

And then I woke up. Mad. Mad at donutbuzz. And I told him about it too!

And oh, by the way, Happy Birthday donutbuzz!